Divorce Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Sorry being divorced means you'll have to try during sex again.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Divorce Funny
Being divorced is an extremely useful way to fool women into believing you're capable of commitment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have been divorced once - male or female, but especially for females - and you're over 40 you're actually a commodity. It… — Patti Stanger Copy Share Image
Once I got divorced, there was this knee-jerk reaction to get back in the action and date. I think there's something wrong in that. — Chris Harrison Copy Share Image
Divorce is never a pleasant experience. You look upon it as a failure. But I learned to be a different person once we broke… — Michael Crawford Copy Share Image
Divorce is divorce and it's a really tough thing to go through, (But) I'd love to get married again. — Nicole Kidman Copy Share Image
One of the benefits of being divorced is that you no longer need to listen to your ex's assessment of the appropriateness of your… — Amy Dickinson Copy Share Image
Anyone who gets divorced goes through a lot of pain ... I don't think I want to get married again. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
I don't think anybody whose ever been divorced can tell you divorce is easy or fun or feels like anything other than a tremendous… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every woman I have ever loved has left her print upon me, where I loved some invaluable piece of myself apart from me-so different… — Audre Lorde Copy Share Image
I had a pretty public divorce. They're not easy - divorces - and it took me a long time to really get through. — Nas Copy Share Image
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she'd say 'sign this then. Don't worry it's only a divorce. Au… — David Ginola Copy Share Image
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death.… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
“Jesus and Paul knew the Old Testament completely. Their comments about divorce were meant to add to, not replace or change, what was already… — Caroline Abbott Copy Share Image
Everyone knows that when you go through a divorce, it's a really difficult time for both parties and you've all - you believe, you… — Heather Mills Copy Share Image
Those who divorce aren't necessarily the most unhappy, just those neatly able to believe their misery is caused by one other person. — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
I've been through hell. It's hard to think you have this life, and then all of a sudden - was it a lie? You're… — Elin Nordegren Copy Share Image
Divorce is so common and accepted in America that beating myself up over it may sound ridiculous. But I was raised to believe that… — Trisha Yearwood Copy Share Image
“Separation isn’t time or distance it’s the bridge between us finer than silk thread sharper than swords” — Nazım Hikmet Copy Share Image
“It’s a fallacy that this generation does not know how to love as its predecessor did. Truth of the matter is, modern love is… — Lebo Grand Copy Share Image