Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I can't wait for your wedding reception to show everyone why I'm divorced.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Marriage Wedding Wedding reception
I can't wait for your wedding to be my excuse for getting out of another wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think marriage is going to be perfect, you're probably still at your reception. — Martha Bolton Copy Share Image
I'd love to attend your wedding if it wasn't going to put overwhelming pressure on me to have my own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations! Its hard to believe the time is finally here. Youre getting married, and I am so happy to be sharing your wedding with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not going to let anyone photograph or see my wedding. Its going to be top secret. I like to keep family separate. — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
Anyone who gets divorced goes through a lot of pain ... I don't think I want to get married again. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
Well, I'll tell you something, this wedding is something that I will always, always cherish. It was a show of love and support and… — Liza Minnelli Copy Share Image
As difficult as it was to break off the wedding, we wanted to be in a better place together - especially when you go… — Maria Taylor Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
