Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I can't wait for your wedding to be my excuse for getting out of another wedding.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Marriage Wedding
I can't wait for your wedding reception to show everyone why I'm divorced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sure I'll enjoy your wedding despite not enjoying any other wedding I've ever been to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd love to attend your wedding if it wasn't going to put overwhelming pressure on me to have my own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As difficult as it was to break off the wedding, we wanted to be in a better place together - especially when you go… — Maria Taylor Copy Share Image
I really was about to pass out during my entire wedding. I just didn't know if I could marry anybody. — Patricia Richardson Copy Share Image
May your marriage outlast everyone's resentment over the expense of attending your wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having this whole wedding situation, people should warn you how stressful it is. — Erica Mena Copy Share Image
If I can't wait for you at the end of an aisle on your wedding day, I'll wait for you in heaven. — Lurlene McDaniel Copy Share Image
Your wedding can be the most memorable day and night of your life... or just another party. — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
