Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Getting married last lowers your chances of getting divorced first.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Getting married Marriage Wedding
I would like to believe that most people don't get married anticipating divorce. — Regina King Copy Share Image
Certainly nobody gets married wanting to get divorced or even expecting to - except me. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I don't know if it can happen, but apparently I might get divorced before I get married. — Brett White Copy Share Image
You never go into a marriage expecting to get divorced. You go into a marriage expecting it's going to last forever, and you have… — Jenna Fischer Copy Share Image
People don't get married to get divorced. Maybe people weren't meant to be together forever. — Frankie Valli Copy Share Image
I don't think anyone gets married thinking that they will get divorced. — Kate Walsh Copy Share Image
You don't sign up for a divorce when you get married. It's very painful. But it's taught me a great deal about myself. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
