Alimony Quote by Don Adams

It really doesn't matter if I work a lot, because most of everything I earn goes to pay alimony.

— Ken Berry

We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

— John Barrymore

I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.

— Burt Reynolds

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

— H. L. Mencken

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping…

— Robin Williams

Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it.

— Peggy Hopkins Joyce

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

— Arthur Baer

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

— Groucho Marx

In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands.

— Diane Garnick

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to…

— Groucho Marx

“On alimony: "Why should it be your ex's responsibility to give you a lifestyle that you yourself cannot afford?”

— emma johnson