I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion. — Don Adams Copy Share Image
I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again. — Don Adams Copy Share Image
I am very excited to be the head women's basketball coach at Beloit College, ... This is a great opportunity for me. I am… — Don Adams Copy Share Image
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. — Don Adams Copy Share Image
It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it. — Don Adams Copy Share Image
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much — Don Adams Copy Share Image
I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've… — Don Adams Copy Share Image
I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand. — Don Adams Copy Share Image
I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out… — Don Adams Copy Share Image
I remember that the priest finally said to me, 'You wouldn't like to have a religion that makes things easy for you.' Now I… — Don Adams Copy Share Image
Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental. — Don Adams Copy Share Image
