Alimony Quote by Diane Garnick

Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it.

— Peggy Hopkins Joyce

We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

— Groucho Marx

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

— H. L. Mencken

“On alimony: "Why should it be your ex's responsibility to give you a lifestyle that you yourself cannot afford?”

— emma johnson

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away…

— P. G. Wodehouse

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

— Arthur Baer

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to…

— Groucho Marx

“research has shown that many couples entering marriage do not have anything like a clear idea of what generally happens, with respect to either…

— Richard H. Thaler

The vast army of women seeking divorce are mainly after easy alimony from men they have ceased to love - surely one of the…

— Fannie Hurst

Men aren't able to retire and are going bankrupt making alimony payments.

— Ralph Norman

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping…

— Robin Williams