Alimony Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alimony Buying Dead horse Hay Horse
In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands. — Diane Garnick Copy Share Image
We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it. — Peggy Hopkins Joyce Copy Share Image
“On alimony: "Why should it be your ex's responsibility to give you a lifestyle that you yourself cannot afford?” — emma johnson Copy Share Image
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
It really doesn't matter if I work a lot, because most of everything I earn goes to pay alimony. — Ken Berry Copy Share Image
Most men don't realize their wife's worth till a judge decides the alimony amount — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much — Don Adams Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
People go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl, to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some lawyer about… — Gay Talese Copy Share Image
Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. — Oliver Herford Copy Share Image
I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks. — Burt Reynolds Copy Share Image
My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous alimony. If I wasn't… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
My mother didn't feel sorry for herself, she was left with no child support, no alimony at a very young age, with a child to raise, a high school education and she just figured it out. She didn't complain, she didn't rely upon government, she relied upon her own skill set, her own self confidence, her own drive in moxie… — Kellyanne Conway Copy Share
I know a lot of writers who would much rather be writing the Great American Novel, but they've got bills to pay and alimony,… — Eric Stoltz Copy Share Image
L.A. ispolluted. It's overpopulated. But it is very much home. It was inevitable for me, the moving back. I was living in San Francisco, and Joan broke it off with me, and I needed a place to live. I'd been divorced. And I needed to write movies and TV shows to earn a living. Alimony. All that. So I figured… — James Ellroy Copy Share
The novel is final form; it's the ultimate individual final form. Television and motion pictures never get there. You'd be fabulous to think that… — James Ellroy Copy Share Image
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it. — Peggy Hopkins Joyce Copy Share Image
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