Quote by Max Kaufmann

“Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.”

— Groucho Marx

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

— H. L. Mencken

“You nitwits think that women need alimony. They don't. They can stand on their own two feet.”

— Avijeet Das

“On alimony: "Why should it be your ex's responsibility to give you a lifestyle that you yourself cannot afford?”

— emma johnson

“How the hell can you be liberated and accept alimony?” I said. Again the smile, innocent, beautiful, glorious, and satanic. “Exploit the oppressor,” she…

— Robert B. Parker

“Weren’t we having a mutiny?”

— John Scalzi

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away…

— P. G. Wodehouse

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

— Groucho Marx

King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

“Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

Alimony is the curse of the writing class.

— Norman Mailer

Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it.

— Peggy Hopkins Joyce