Jokes Quote by John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Download Open image “The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late.” — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Too late
“Life biggest tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late” — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
It isn't he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
I can't live, if living is without living without you. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
The question isn't whether it's SFW, the question is whether W is SF it. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
Don't try this at home. Do this at home, or do this at home not, there is no try. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
Those who complain that it's lonely at the top never invite you up there to keep them company. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
It may be to die for, but is it to die and be risen again as one of the undead, doomed to wander soulless… — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
How a dirty little secret gets found out is usually a dirtier little secret. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
To not wear anything, and to wear nothing, are not the same. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
The scar confirms the beauty, the beauty the scar. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
Man has become a tool of his tools? Man, what a tool. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image