Funny Quote by George Carlin

“If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?”

— Steven Wright

If u have multiple personalities and one of them wanted to commit suicide and the rest didn't, would that be considered a hostage situation?…

— Mohammed Bhat

Neither dead nor alive, the hostage is suspended by an incalculable outcome. It is nothis destiny that awaits for him, nor his own death,…

— Jean Baudrillard

“In 1973, Jan Erik Olsson walked into a small bank in Stockholm, Sweden, brandishing a gun, wounding a police officer, and taking three women…

— Rachel Lloyd

In the event of war, I'm a hostage.

— Woody Allen

“Multiple personality usually develops in the presence of severe and repeated trauma, beginning at a very early age, when the personality is developing.”

— Joan Coleman

If somebody plans to carry out a series of murders... then this is obviously an evil and pre-meditated attack and in that case, there…

— David Davis

“Other personalities are created to handle new traumas, their existence usually occurring one at a time. Each has a singular purpose and is totally…

— Lynn Hersha

Just one more thought about you and I will start taking hostages

— Aruho Marwin Machiaveli

“Thus, much of the ‘great apostasy’ or ‘great falling away’ will arise from fear. Richardson notes that the “Stockholm Syndrome” could cause many to…

— John Price

How a kidnapping ends depends to a large degree on who the kidnappers are.

— Giuliana Sgrena

No family of an American hostage has ever been prosecuted for paying a ransom for the return of their loved ones. The last thing…

— Mark Steyn