Sarcastic Quotes · Page 8

A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.

— Alexander Pope

I can be much more sarcastic and, I think, sometimes withering in my assessments of things than I allow to show in…

— Barack Obama

I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they're like hey what are you doing here? and I'm just like…

— Anonymous

Dear maths, Grow up and solve your own problems please

— Avalon

If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything.

— Hillary Clinton

Pushing forty? She's hanging on for dear life.

— Ivy Compton-Burnett

He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.

— Wilson Mizner

I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

— Ashley Benson

The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth…

— P. J. O'Rourke

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

— Lawrence G. Lovasik

Saying 'Wow, You're cool.' when you see someone doing something stupid.

— Anonymous

I've had them both, and I don't think much of either.

— Beatrix Lehmann

You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.

— Anonymous

Stay with me; I want to be alone

— Joey Lauren Adams

My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have…

— Nick Moran

I'm in love with you, you just want to be friends, and I'm totally cool living with that constant pain.

— Anonymous

I am tired of reading reviews that call A Good Man brutal and sarcastic. The stories are hard but they are hard…

— Flannery O'Connor

Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated.…

— Charlaine Harris

The Japanese have perfected good manners and made them indistinguishable from rudeness.

— Paul Theroux

“I would think you’d be grateful, puppy. Kill some rabids, burn down a church—I don’t see a downside here, do you?”

— Julie Kagawa

Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

— Tom Lehrer

Oscar Wilde always makes me smile - with respect and admiration. His short stories prove that it is possible to be both…

— Orhan Pamuk

Some days I do not have the strength to get out of bed, then I am reminded why I have to. Bills.

— Michael Kilby

I may be rude sometimes but that doesn't mean that's my autograph!

— Rose Hathway

She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.

— Noel Coward