Sarcastic Quote by Sarah Moores Download Open image “Attention men! Your penis is not Pinocchio's nose! It will not get bigger if you lie!” — Sarah Moores ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Sarcastic
Dear high school boys, your penis is not pinnochios nose, it doesn't get bigger everytime you lie about it's size. Sincerely, Reality — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Maybe one day I’ll be a real boy. Maybe then my untruthful nose won’t be longer than my truthfully aroused penis.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
My past mistakes are mine some I don't like some have made me who I am and some you may not accept but to… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Boys r like starz... there a million of em out there, but only one can make ur dreams come true. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
I'm not going to apologize for being me, I'm just sorry you can't accept me for who I am. I am who I am.… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
The reason why daughters love their DAD the most is coz they know that there is at least one man out there who will… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
To be a star, you must walk your own path, shine your own light and not be afraid of the darkness, because that's when… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Actions speak louder than words. It's not the things you say that are important, it's the things you do that prove everything. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Sometimes people come in and out of our lives for a reason. It is the people that taught you something valuable about life that… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Hanging on to someone who isn't adding value to your life isn't loyalty, that's stupidity. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Small minds blame others for their misery. Maturity comes when we take ownership of our own destiny and take responsibility for our own happiness. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time. — Frederic Raphael Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
Marriage is meant to be more about your surrender than about your satisfaction. — Scott Means Copy Share Image
years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Scotland: That garret of the earth - that knuckle-end of England - that land of Calvin, oatcakes, and sulfur. — Sydney Smith Copy Share Image
A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
Sorry, honey. Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chick flick is not a term used to praise a movie. Nobody says 'it's a great chick flick.' It's a way of being derisive.… — Callie Khouri Copy Share Image
