I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs,… — Humaira Copy Share Image
Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile. — Mahmoud Darwish Copy Share Image
I wish I had Kim Kardashians talent of not having any talent and making money out of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Was he joking? Was he being sarcastic? Aggressive? Impertinent? Or just courteous? There was no telling from his impassive face. What a… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
In real life...you can't write 2 sentences on antyhing...but on Twitter you're a philosopher... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Post-wounded women know that postures of pain play into limited and outmoded conceptions of womanhood. Their hurt has a new native language… — Leslie Jamison Copy Share Image
I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily… — Mae West Copy Share Image
I'm very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I'm fake. I'm excited to meet new people, but I guess… — Lyndsy Fonseca Copy Share Image
Ministers fall like buttered slices of bread: usually on their good side. — Ludwig Borne Copy Share Image
The Arabic music I listen to is extremely edgy. Ironic, sarcastic, sensual, erotic. — Yasmine Hamdan Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches?… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Sorry I offended you when I called you a bitch. I had no idea you thought it was a secret. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She realized that this scarred, sarcastic boy, was gentle with the things he loved. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down. — Fred Hufnagel Sr Copy Share Image
I want to break up too, because I couldn't stand another day being around you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sketching ideas. They're a completely different way of working than working with editors at a magazine where you're always working with… — Max Vadukul Copy Share Image
