Funny Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny God Humorous Perfect Sarcastic Witty
Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect? — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
Man always is perfect, or he never could become so; but he had to realise it. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
I didn't think he could get any more perfect. But, he just keeps on going... — Author Name Copy Share Image
Nobody that God has made is perfect. But he gives us a chance to have a perfect life. — Reavelle Valdoria Copy Share Image
Man will ever remain imperfect, and it will always be his part to try to be perfect. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
Nobody has a perfect anything. We don't have perfect lives. We're not perfect beings. — Gladys Knight Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
