At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date. — Edith Massey Copy Share Image
She resembles the Venus de Milo: she is very old, has no teeth, and has white spots on her yellow skin. — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
Were you dropped on your headwhen you were younger? Yeah, in a pool of sexy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being a 2 sided bitch is hard isn't it? I don't know what side to slap first. — Michiiko Copy Share Image
I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers? — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Oh. So you chose a hoe for the night over the love of your life? Good choice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
If he wants to tell you, he'll tell you. End of story, Rose. Besides, you certainly keep your share of secrets too.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
When the task is mocking pop culture, it's easy to make sarcastic comments and consider the job done. After a while, I… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
“Girls, on the other hand, have always come easy. I don't know why that is, exactly. Maybe it's the outsider vibe and… — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
I thought I dreamed you." The words whisper from my parched throat. His head tilts to one side, his mouth shifting to… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind… — Jeremy Northam Copy Share Image
My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not… — Melissa Rivers Copy Share Image
My mom asked me how was I going to dress this halloween. I replied sarcastically ''Like a hoe''. She thought it was… — Avalon Copy Share Image
“Your perception is riveting, Amal," he says in a bored and sarcastic tone, dropping the note down on my desk. "It's comforting… — Randa Abdel-Fattah Copy Share Image
Everything I write is personal, really. Even when I'm sarcastic, it's quite personal. And on this record, from the production to the… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
Percy smiled at her - that sarcastic troublemaker smile that had annoyed her for years but eventually had become endearing. His sea-green… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I don't want to get too much into my personal relationships but I will say I am actually doing the single thing… — Matt Lanter Copy Share Image
Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years… — Bryan Singer Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches?… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Cheaters want you to be loyal while they're being unfaithful. Makes sense. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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