Dog Quote by Edith Massey Download Open image “At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date.” — Edith Massey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dog Firsts I realized Sarcastic Walking
So I guess that the next time I make a date with a concussed guy, I should pin a note to his collar so… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done." — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The funniest thing that happened was that my dog got recognized but not me. — Emma Corrin Copy Share Image
I'm such a weirdo. I'm animal-mad, so my ideal date would probably be something involving going to see animals. — Sheridan Smith Copy Share Image
I've been asking my partner for a dog for a while and she kept saying no. She was obviously keeping it for a birthday… — Daniel James Copy Share Image
“Less than an hour ago, you were a big furry dog. I’ve dated worse.” — Christy Gissendaner Copy Share Image
“But I just couldn't seem to get excited about the fact that we were sorta having a date.I mean, he'd asked me to go… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
My dog Tucker likes to walk late at night because it is a good way to keep me awake. Apparently, the one time I… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
I don't like being away from home. That's one reason why I don't work as much as I used to [when I started my… — Jane Powell Copy Share Image
I'm 38 and I'm single, and I'm having my most intense and gratifying relationship with a dog. But we all learn about love in… — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.” — Oscar Auliq-Ice Copy Share Image
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear. — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
A shoe dog is somebody that really loves shoes, and that was me. I was a runner... that became important to me, and it's… — Phil Knight Copy Share Image
“I rub the ears of my dog, my stupid goddam ruddy great dog that I never wanted but who hung around anyway and who… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
The sound man, immune as to a sacrifice of straw dogs, faces the passing human generations. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
