I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im so indie, she thinks to herself as she puts the lyrics to Skinny Love as her Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I suddenly thought about being backstage, and I think it shocks you to meet the people you shared your bedrooms with. And… — Kevin Drew Copy Share Image
Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“wen thectaste of my own medicine is given to me results into silent treatment,its not bitter therefore i enjoy the medicine i… — mohlalefi j motsima Copy Share Image
Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers?? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on your job at the bank! Yes. You work for the bank. After taxes, your largest expense is your mortgage and… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
The Mexicans descend from the Aztecs; the Peruvians descend from the Incas; the Argentineans descend from the boats. — Carlos Fuentes Copy Share Image
I noticed I been spacing off quite a lot today... Most would say I'm unfocused and bored But I say this once… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
