Usually I just let my songs do the talking. As a matter of fact I have long had an aversion to celebrities… — John Fogerty Copy Share Image
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Creative semantics is the key to contemporary government; it consists of talking in strange tongues lest the public learn the inevitable inconveniently… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Break my heart some more like never before. Why you're at it, you should just stomp on it. Nobody cares about my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking. — Rupert Hughes Copy Share Image
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks.… — Brendon Urie Copy Share Image
The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he'd have someone to look up to. — Gene Fowler Copy Share Image
Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads. — Lee Westwood Copy Share Image
I must have missed school the day we learned about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire slayer... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most of the world's work is done by people who don't feel very well. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
There is a good news for you. you are going to usa soon. Some scientist will take you there. cuz they want… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I I l I lo I lov I love I love you .... I love you the most. I love you the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
