Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Jokes Sarcastic
Some things hit close to home with people, and it's going to be hard to tell someone who lost somebody on 9/11 that a… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
Humor is not about problems with airline luggage handlers. It's about our lives in America and it's about the ends of our lives and… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When it comes to comedy, it might be interesting to know why an airplane works, but really? Maybe it's better not to know why… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
Although a lot of established comedians had these really well crafted jokes about Al Qaeda and George Bush, I didn't have any of that. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless. — Allen Klein Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, there were no cell phones and no roads into the bush, and so if something happened to your plane,… — Leigh Newman Copy Share Image
The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
