But I'm in favor of every religion with the possible exception of snake-chunking. Anybody that so presumes on how he stands with… — Earl Long Bites Copy Share Image
A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster. — Earl Long Dollars Copy Share Image
The kind of thing I'm good at is knowing every politician in the state and remembering where he itches. And I know… — Earl Long Kind Copy Share Image
Don't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anything you can whisper. Don't whisper anything you… — Earl Long Happiness Copy Share Image