“Your best idea will come to you in the shower this week. Act on it.” — Chinese fortune cookie Copy Share Image
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
To me there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“I'm also staring at the fortune cookie. Its got a lot of blood on it and I shrug and say, as jovially… — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers...” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“What thought or message would you put into a fortune cookie? Get up, stop reading this and live your life” — Ranna Copy Share Image
I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said:Outlook not so good. I thought:Ofcourse not, but Microsoft ships it anyway — Unkown Copy Share Image
Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
You're not very good at being contemplative," Milo said. "You always sound like some bad caricature of a philosopher, like those fortune… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
A foolish man thinks he knows everything. A wise man knows he doesn't," Finn replied absently, still looking down at the book.… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
“In 1918, a Chinese immigrant working in a Los Angeles noodle factory invented the fortune cookie. He did so believing that a… — James Frey Copy Share Image
“According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
I got one entire song from fortune cookies (Land of Sunshine). On another one, I took words from different Frank Sinatra songs… — Mike Patton Copy Share Image
I got a fortune cookie that said, "To remember is to understand." I have never forgotten it. A good judge remembers what… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
“You can't find happiness outside yourself, Calder." I shook my head. "You sound like a fortune cookie." "It's still true. Everyone's always… — Anne Greenwood Brown Copy Share Image
“What good were fate and fortune anyway? If there was some sort of plan she was supposed to follow, it was unreadable… — Andrea Lochen Copy Share Image
“And so his royal Duffleleupagus is seized with the megalomaniacal conceit that he is the contemporary Jesus, the man wandering through the… — Alex Kudera Copy Share Image
“And did anyone here bring me food? I'm famished." [Gregor's] fingers found a stray fortune cookie from the night before and he… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“...but I could see how hard it would be for him to imagine the rest of his life, and where it would… — Laura Kasischke Copy Share Image
![“And did anyone here bring me food? I'm famished." [Gregor's] fingers found a stray fortune cookie from the night before and he pulled it out. "Here," he said. Ripred reacted with exaggerated amazement. "Oh, heavens, is this whole thing for me?" "Look, I didn't even know --" Gregor began. "No…” quote by Suzanne Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/2fd/suzanne-collins-60_food_and-did-anyone-here-bring-me-food-i-m-fa_268032.jpg)
