Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers. — E. A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day. — Sinclair B. Ferguson Copy Share Image
I got a fortune cookie today. It said I should invest in something fun on four wheels. I don't know if that… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie? "Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life. — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
Don't want to sound like a fortune cookie but I'm so proud of my best friends. Their ambition is what motivates me.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The thoughts just before the event are like the fortune in the cookie. The fortune's as random as the thought.” — Adam Ross Copy Share Image
“The past is gone and tomorrow is at best a maybe. Live for this moment because it may be all you’ll ever… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
For children is there any happiness which is not also noise? — Frederick William Faber Copy Share Image
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. — Arnold Bennett Copy Share Image
“We ordered Chinese takeout, and my fortune cookie said, “Don’t stop now.” — Caitlín R. Kiernan Copy Share Image
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
“All this for two bad lines he could’ve gotten out of a fortune cookie?” — Zoe Forward Copy Share Image
Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie. — Neal Boortz Copy Share Image
I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
In the end there are three things that last: faith, hope and love; and the greatest of these is love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
