Fortune cookie Quote by Laura S Download Open image “Do people in China say in bed after reading a fortune cookie?” — Laura S ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fortune cookie Funny quotes
“We ordered Chinese takeout, and my fortune cookie said, “Don’t stop now.” — Caitlín R. Kiernan Copy Share Image
People think of fortune cookies as being Chinese, but in essence, they are fundamentally American. — Jennifer Lee Copy Share Image
I had my fortune told once at the Great Wall of China. A withered old lady told my fortune - but it was probably… — Sarah Alexander Copy Share Image
If you want to read the fortune, you've got to break the cookie. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
I asked A Chinese Girl For Her Number. She: Sex! Sex! Sex! Free Sex Tonight! Isaid, Wow Then Her Friend Said, She Means 6663629.… — Illshain Copy Share Image
In China, people only talk to make a point. You ask someone to go to lunch. They say yes or they say no. — Sammo Hung Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, my mum was doing illegal smuggling with China. Sometimes she would see a fortune teller for advice. One time… — Lee Hyeon-seo Copy Share Image
“One never thinks of China, but it is there all the time on the tips of your fingers and it makes your nose itchy;… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
“In 1918, a Chinese immigrant working in a Los Angeles noodle factory invented the fortune cookie. He did so believing that a cookie with… — James Frey Copy Share Image
Emphasis in China is done aggressively. Sometimes, this is done rudely, but most of the time it's just done routinely. It's just a normal… — Howard W. French Copy Share Image
Parenthood is one of the toughest, non-paying jobs there is that offers nothing but unconditional benefits. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Live today like there's no tomorrow and make it even better than yesterday. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Monday. The black sheep of the weekdays. The middle finger of the workweek. The weekend-is-over bitchslap. — Laura S Copy Share Image
To assume that someone who is single is unhappy is as incorrect as to assume that someone who is in a relationship is happy. — Laura S Copy Share Image
When we're kids, we want to be adults. When we're adults, we want to be kids. When we're old, we want to be younger… — Laura S Copy Share Image
The world is like one big chemistry class, and we're all seeking the perfect lab partner. — Laura S Copy Share Image
If they ever made another remake of Joan of Arc, they should use Alicia Keys' song This Girl Is On Fire. — Laura S Copy Share Image
“The past is gone and tomorrow is at best a maybe. Live for this moment because it may be all you’ll ever have.” –… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. — Arnold Bennett Copy Share Image
“Cracking his knuckles, Cary dramatically prepared to open his fortune cookie. “Let’s see. Will I be rich? Famous? About to meet Mr. or Ms.… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
“What good were fate and fortune anyway? If there was some sort of plan she was supposed to follow, it was unreadable to her… — Andrea Lochen Copy Share Image
“And did anyone here bring me food? I'm famished." [Gregor's] fingers found a stray fortune cookie from the night before and he pulled it… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers...” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
For children is there any happiness which is not also noise? — Frederick William Faber Copy Share Image
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“We ordered Chinese takeout, and my fortune cookie said, “Don’t stop now.” — Caitlín R. Kiernan Copy Share Image
