Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers. — E. A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
To me there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“You can't find happiness outside yourself, Calder." I shook my head. "You sound like a fortune cookie." "It's still true. Everyone's always… — Anne Greenwood Brown Copy Share Image
I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, it’s the scary things in life that are the most worthwhile.” I told him. I’m pretty sure I’d read that in… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“And if all else fails, I try to obey this message I got in a Chinese fortune cookie (which I have since… — Timothy Ferriss Copy Share Image
In the end there are three things that last: faith, hope and love; and the greatest of these is love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“But mostly, finally, ultimately, I'm here for the weather. As a result of the weather, ours is a landscape in a minor… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“Josh: Just because you’re not looking for something doesn’t mean you won’t find it. Sean: Well, aren’t you quite the fucking fortune… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“Don’t expect the answers overnight. This isn’t a fortune cookie. - The Duke to Delaine; discussing dating after divorce, Chapter 9” — Delaine Moore Copy Share Image
