Fortune cookie Quote by Chinese fortune cookie Download Open image ““Your best idea will come to you in the shower this week. Act on it.”” — Chinese fortune cookie ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fortune cookie
“I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. "You know what they say, conserve water… — Chelsea M. Cameron Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to do a really good job on anything you don’t think about in the shower.” — Paul Graham Copy Share Image
“Every one who has taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does… — Nolan Bushnell Copy Share Image
“It's one of those showers that make you think you should write a check to several environmental groups – and maybe plant a tree.” — Andre Agassi Copy Share Image
“I had a nice, long, hot shower but didn't come up with any great ideas. What a waste.” — Jordan Krumbine Copy Share Image
“If you know what I am thinking, there’d be no reason to hide behind the shower curtain when thinking naughty thoughts about you. Unless… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. Hygiene is important to society, I have discovered.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There are days when I just want to throw in the towel. Those are the difficult days, the days where I take many showers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“However,” I say and wait till her eyes finally meet mine. “I will work for something else.” “And what’s that?” “A shower.” — Tessa Marie Copy Share Image
“If you want to win anything--a race, your self, your life--you have to go a little berserk.” — Chinese Fortune Cookie Copy Share Image
“The past is gone and tomorrow is at best a maybe. Live for this moment because it may be all you’ll ever have.” –… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. — Arnold Bennett Copy Share Image
“Cracking his knuckles, Cary dramatically prepared to open his fortune cookie. “Let’s see. Will I be rich? Famous? About to meet Mr. or Ms.… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
“What good were fate and fortune anyway? If there was some sort of plan she was supposed to follow, it was unreadable to her… — Andrea Lochen Copy Share Image
“And did anyone here bring me food? I'm famished." [Gregor's] fingers found a stray fortune cookie from the night before and he pulled it… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers...” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
For children is there any happiness which is not also noise? — Frederick William Faber Copy Share Image
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“We ordered Chinese takeout, and my fortune cookie said, “Don’t stop now.” — Caitlín R. Kiernan Copy Share Image