If you don't want sarcastic answers, don't ask stupid questions. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
“Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human?” — Heidi McLaughlin Copy Share Image
A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits. — Edith Sitwell Copy Share Image
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
~~ Behind every strong woman, there is a real asshole that made her that way. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down. — Fred Hufnagel Sr Copy Share Image
I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Mexicans descend from the Aztecs; the Peruvians descend from the Incas; the Argentineans descend from the boats. — Carlos Fuentes Copy Share Image
As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seems like a lot of my generation as a whole is more concerned with being the cool kid; sarcastic, smug, or just… — Hayley Williams Copy Share Image
Making others happy, through kindness of speech and sincerity of right advice, is a sign of true greatness. To hurt another soul… — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself,… — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
“We went to Mexico, had some tequlia, eloped with a pair of drug smugglers, and took part-time jobs as exotic dancers. You… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
My brother and I both like sarcastic, insulting comedy, so that's a way we communicate. Somehow that's what we learned. My mom… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
So my friend's little brother pretended he was Superman, and I whispered to my friend that it was too imaginative. His brother… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She lifted up a bag on her shoulder and informed me that not only had she brought me a swim suit, it… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“The Sullivan family motto: Why Be Serious When You Can Be Sarcastic?” — Kerry Winfrey Copy Share Image
