We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love… — Jose Ortega y Gasset Copy Share Image
The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. — Pierre-Auguste Renoir Copy Share Image
I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I'm sort of a needler, sarcastic and sometimes relentless. It's just the way I roll. — Justin Thomas Copy Share Image
I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't respond to the kind of sarcastic tone. It felt like some of the Sarah Palin speech was written as though… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
Sarcasm: Because screaming at you about how dumb you are and taking a brick and smacking you across the face with it,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“It’s so obvious that you’re gonna ask a good looking dude to be with you for the rest of your holiday while… — Rea Lidde Copy Share Image
I go up in the supermarkets and people always go what are you doing here and I go I'm hungry in a… — Rakim Copy Share Image
When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
