Funny Quote by Heidi McLaughlin

“There is only good vodka and very good vodka—there is no such thing as bad vodka.”

— Julian Barnes

“If this is the start of a better day, I haven't bought nearly enough vodka.”

— Dana Bate

“Well, he doesn't fall out of bed and wrap his lips around a bottle of vodka, does he?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“See, vodka, that’s drinking. Beer—well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.”

— Tad Williams

“enough vodka to kill a Russian army.”

— A.G. Riddle

“I live on shameless flattery...and vodka...but the two usually go hand in hand.”

— V. Vee

“1. Life is not an alcohol deficiency.”

— Joe Pursche

“What? Read more Russian history? It’s bloody and it’s tragic and best served with a lot of vodka. Trust me.”

— Heather Long

“Vladimir leaned forward. “ Never dilute vodka. Is sin.”

— Jennifer Lane

“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Nikolai's a badass Russian. Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka.”

— Larry Correia

“Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana