Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying. — Mae West Copy Share Image
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When a hunter is in a tree stand with high moral values and with the proper hunting ethics and richer for the… — Fred Bear Copy Share Image
If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people. — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time. — Eugene Field Copy Share Image
People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
You might as well just move onto a boat because you're always fishing for compliments. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't hate you or anything, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
