Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Living under capitalism, I like learning to feel comfortable with activity that does not result in success — since non-success is the… — Terre Thaemlitz Copy Share Image
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
My mom asked me how was I going to dress this halloween. I replied sarcastically ''Like a hoe''. She thought it was… — Avalon Copy Share Image
The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
Critics are reprimanded when they get sarcastic. How absurd! Is the torch of criticism supposed to shine without burning? — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this… — James Fallows Copy Share Image
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
So does 'shuffle' mean playing all the songs you don't want to hear? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You have sensible women here [in England] but then, they are very devils--censorious, uncharitable, sarcastic--the women in Scotland have twice--thrice their freedom,… — Fanny Burney Copy Share Image
When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely… — Jane Green Copy Share Image
“Rework on yourself. Even the finest masterpiece are not painted with the very first stroke of brush.” — Sk Muskan Tabasum Copy Share Image
They are possibly the dumbest people on the planet... We Americans suffer from an enforced ignorance. We don't know about anything that's… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
When someone calls and says is this Jerett? I say, No! It's Jake from StateFarm! and then I hang up with authority... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Cop pulls over a car: Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over? Driver: You thought I had donuts? — Humaira Copy Share Image