Sarcastic Quotes · Page 27

She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else.

— Elsa Lanchester

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

Whenever I see Myself In A Mirror, It Whispers,You're A Monster And I says Doubt Me.

— NizamShahbaaz

Every single time someone compliments me the first thing that comes into my mind is that they're being sarcastic

— Anonymous

In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.

— George Bernard Shaw

You don't like when I get jealous, so you must wanting me to stopping caring about us?

— Kristy Truong

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment…

— Will Smith

Some days I do not have the strength to get out of bed, then I am reminded why I have to. Bills.

— Michael Kilby

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

— Mark Twain

I can see that you're upset...Maybe you should post about it all over Facebook. That should eliminate any drama.

— Anonymous

Being sarcastic to dumb people because they can't tell if your being honest.

— Anonymous

Oh you always retweet love quotes? You're so romantic I can't imagine why you're single.

— Anonymous

“This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grow sarcastic.”

— Lorrie Moore

Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in

— Anonymous

The main reason I don't have friends is, I don't know the difference between being sarcastic and being offensive.

— Anonymous

Give a great big hug to all the drug dealers, sluts, and ass holes. They sure know how keep the world going

— Masha Mezz

She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people.

— Robertson Davies

My back is not a voicemail. If you want to say something, say it to my face

— Bernajoy Vaal

You laugh because you called me a retarded country girl , I laugh because you actually think you insulted me. I'm country…

— Stephanie

I'm in love with you, you just want to be friends, and I'm totally cool living with that constant pain.

— Anonymous

She resembles the Venus de Milo: she is very old, has no teeth, and has white spots on her yellow skin.

— Heinrich Heine

Were you dropped on your headwhen you were younger? Yeah, in a pool of sexy.

— Anonymous

Being a 2 sided bitch is hard isn't it? I don't know what side to slap first.

— Michiiko

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

— Jerry Seinfeld

The moment I start to care is the moment i've finally lost what little sanity i've miraculously held onto...either way,that's not good.

— Anonymous

“Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personæ folded in her hand.”

— George Eliot

Its annoying when my sister is a smartass in front of her friends. Sorry but youre not cool or funny for being…

— Anonymous

Put every great teacher in a room, and they'd agree about everything, but put their disciples in there and they'd argue about…

— Bruce Lee

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.

— Anonymous

I said [ Barack Obama], the founder of ISIS. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic.But not that sarcastic, to be honest with you.

— Donald Trump

Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.

— Anonymous

I want to be taken seriously but I can't go like 5 minutes without joking or being sarcastic.

— Anonymous

He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

— Oscar Wilde

If there's anything disgusting about the movie business, it's the whoredom of my peers.

— Sean Penn

Scotland: That garret of the earth - that knuckle-end of England - that land of Calvin, oatcakes, and sulfur.

— Sydney Smith

When someone calls and says is this Jerett? I say, No! It's Jake from StateFarm! and then I hang up with authority...

— Jerett Parker

Ministers fall like buttered slices of bread: usually on their good side.

— Ludwig Borne

I've always been a sarcastic person and people I dated would say, 'Oh, you're hilarious,' but it never occurred to me to…

— Janelle James

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

— Mae West

“All of your sarcastic—" "Multilayered." "—answers will not help your cause. You're very flippant about these proceedings.”

— Kresley Cole