You are Ultimate you are Lovely you are Likable you are Unique In short ...... you are ULLU !!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm. — Frank Dane Copy Share Image
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrasment...They do everything but watch television. — Lewis Thomas Copy Share Image
Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent. — Hugh Leonard Copy Share Image
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest… — Denise Caruso Copy Share Image
My mother was sarcastic and delightful and, trust me, quite remarkable. — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
My films often have a very strong strain of irony, or even sarcasm, which is definitely related to homosexual camp. But it… — Bruce LaBruce Copy Share Image
Walmart usually uses 4 checkouts, unless it's really busy then they use 1. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human?” — Heidi McLaughlin Copy Share Image
When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage.… — Valerie Solanas Copy Share Image
I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me." "It does? Oh… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
We're both [with Mark Wahlberg] capable of being sarcastic, vicious, violent lunatics, but we hold each other in check, appeal to the… — Peter Berg Copy Share Image
This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic. — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image