Communication problems Quote by John Cleese Download Open image “A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.” — John Cleese ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Communication problems Customers Fawlty towers Funny Inspirational customer service Sarcastic Satisfied Satisfied Customer Satisfied customers Should Should have Towers
I am a source of satisfaction to him, a nurse, a piece of furniture, a woman - nothing more — Sophie Tolstoy Copy Share Image
The customer deserves to receive exactly what we have promised to produce - a clean room, a hot cup of coffee, a nonporous casing,… — Phil Crosby Copy Share Image
The customer is the immediate jewel of our souls. Him we flatter, him we feast, compliment, vote for, and will not contradict. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Customer needs have an unsettling way of not staying satisfied for very long. — Karl Albrecht Copy Share Image
I am to gratify his pleasure and nurse his child, I am a piece of household furniture, I am a woman. — Sophia Tolstaya Copy Share Image
Treat [the customer] as guests when they come and when they go, whether or not they buy. Give them all that can be given… — Harry Gordon Selfridge Copy Share Image
Nerves are always a big problem for me, which is why I loved doing American sitcoms. Because you know when you do the take… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I think that sometimes you do something that makes a small group of people laugh, which is all we were trying to do; we… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Loving your neighbour as much as yourself is practically bloody impossible? You might as well have a commandment that states,'Thou shalt fly'. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
England is a fairly envious little country and it's embodied in the press. They don't like anyone being more distinguished than they are. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I think the hard thing for young comedians is that the majority of the young people in the audience out there don't have the… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I wish you wusses would stop whining about your unhappiness. I'm really fed up with it. Pour yourself a scotch and pull yourself together.… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
On movies, I like to involve the cast in the writing of the script. I like to have a rehearsal period, after which I… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Invariably, micromanaging results in four problems: deceit, disloyalty, conflict, and communication problems. — John Rosemond Copy Share Image
Removed from its more restrictive sense, masturbation has become an expression for everything that has proved, for lack of human contact, to be void… — Gunter Grass Copy Share Image
Most of the time when there's a communication problem, it's because the message being received is not the message you want. It's not that… — Mike D'Antoni Copy Share Image
Styles come and go, design goes on forever: solving communication problems with new tools applied to the same old common sense. — Ivan Chermayeff Copy Share Image
Behind every communication problem is a sweaty ten-minute conversation that you don't want to have. — Gay Hendricks Copy Share Image
“Living with a stutter is like fighting in a battlefield. You either slay the words, or get slain by words.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
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