Sarcastic Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Of course I can keep a secret. Its the people I tell it to who cant.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Sarcastic Secrets Trust
It's not me who can't keep a secret. It's the people I tell that can't. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Of course I can keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't keep them. — Anthony Haden-Guest Copy Share Image
I think that the only way that you really keep it a secret is by not telling anyone. — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
If you have a secret and tell someone everyone will know. You can only keep a secret if you don't tell anyone. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
When anyone says to me, 'Can you keep a secret?' I say, 'Why should I, if you can't?' — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
If someone tells me something and asks me to keep it a secret, I always do. — Jane Fallon Copy Share Image
I'm so secretive that when someone asks me, Hey, can you keep a secret? I say That's none of your business. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time. — Frederic Raphael Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
Marriage is meant to be more about your surrender than about your satisfaction. — Scott Means Copy Share Image
years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Scotland: That garret of the earth - that knuckle-end of England - that land of Calvin, oatcakes, and sulfur. — Sydney Smith Copy Share Image
A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
Sorry, honey. Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chick flick is not a term used to praise a movie. Nobody says 'it's a great chick flick.' It's a way of being derisive.… — Callie Khouri Copy Share Image
