Funny Quote by Rob Corddry Download Open image “If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.” — Rob Corddry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Little bit People Secret
The minute more than two people know a secret, it is no longer a secret. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
It's human to have a secret, but it's just as human to reveal it sooner or later. — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
I think that the only way that you really keep it a secret is by not telling anyone. — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
Sometimes when we think we are keeping a secret, the secret is actually keeping us. — Frank Warren Copy Share Image
If you have a secret and tell someone everyone will know. You can only keep a secret if you don't tell anyone. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
A secret gets bigger and nastier the longer you don't talk about it. — Ashley McBryde Copy Share Image
A secret remains a secret until you make someone promise never to reveal it. — Fausto Cercignani Copy Share Image
I'd played a lot of best friends, and/or bad guys, which seems to be my lot in life. In romantic comedies there's always a… — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
I've always defined myself as a writer, I've never decided what it was I was gonna write. [...] I always fancied myself one, but… — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety. — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards. — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
My mother was very, very Protestant. I grew up Presbyterian, and I went to church every Sunday until I was 18. I was forced to. — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the… — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal. — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to be an actor. I didn't get into this game to be the best improviser in the world. I didn't choose… — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know… — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image