Funny Quote by Zig Ziglar

A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?

— Don Marquis

Hypocrites are those who apply to others the standards that they refuse to accept for themselves.

— Noam Chomsky

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

— Mo Rocca

Hypocrisy is the most difficult and nerve-racking vice that any man can pursue; it needs an unceasing vigilance and a rare detachment of spirit.…

— W. Somerset Maugham

HYPOCRITE, n. One who, profession virtues that he does not respect secures the advantage of seeming to be what he depises.

— Ambrose Bierce

“But people love a hypocrite, you know——they recognize one of their own, and it always feels so good when someone gets caught with his…

— Stephen King

No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures.

— Samuel Johnson

Hypocrisy is folly. It is much easier, safer, and pleasanter to be the thing which a man aims to appear, than to keep up…

— Lord David Cecil

Hypocrisy is the lubricant of society.

— David Hull

A hypocrite despises those whom he deceives, but has no respect for himself. He would make a dupe of himself too, if he could.

— William Hazlitt

Better to be known as a sinner than a hypocrite.

— Proverb

Hypocrisy is nothing, in fact, but a horrible hopefulness.

— Victor Hugo