Robert Webb

We have a family holiday once a year, usually abroad, but that's it. I feel I should have holidays for my family's…

— Robert Webb

He likes 'Confetti,' and he doesn't like 'Star Wars.' I think that just relieves us from the burden of ever having to…

— Robert Webb

Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a…

— Robert Webb

It's odd because some actors are very scared of comedians.

— Robert Webb

I am a feminist. I don't especially care for the term, but there it is.

— Robert Webb

I'd kill to be 'Doctor Who.' Maybe they could make the Doctor two people? He has got two hearts, after all.

— Robert Webb

“And yes, women do it too – of course they do. The difference is that they haven’t been encouraged since childhood to…

— Robert Webb

Where you have 20 people who all share roughly the same educational and life experiences, they're going to come up with the…

— Robert Webb

I don't care where you went to school. There - have I made your day? No? All right, I'll go further: I…

— Robert Webb

My parents' marriage was already shaky when I came along. They split up when I was five, and I didn't see Dad…

— Robert Webb

It was quite an honour when 'New Woman' magazine voted me 88th sexiest man in the world. I think I was one…

— Robert Webb

I had a friend at college who took being poor very personally. He started showering in the sports centre next door and…

— Robert Webb

Like most men, I can't say I am thrilled my hair's falling out, but then, if I really cared, I suppose I…

— Robert Webb

Ukippers are the kinds of fools who haven't noticed they're sleep-walking towards fascism. Many UKIP candidates are of the age when their…

— Robert Webb

“The great thing about refusing to feel feelings is that, once you’ve denied them, you don’t have to take responsibility for them.…

— Robert Webb

I'm troubled by how much I like Rowan Williams. I think it reveals character flaws in myself that I'd rather not think…

— Robert Webb

I grew up watching British comedy on TV, really.

— Robert Webb

A waiter at the hotel kept telling me that Cape Town is just like a European city, but it's not like that…

— Robert Webb

“All my rage and fear welled up inside me, and expressed its self in biscuit form.”

— Robert Webb

When the Mac ad campaign was in full swing, I quickened my pace as I went past certain bus stops. My wife…

— Robert Webb

The female characters in 'Peep Show' are not 'strong': they are idiots. As idiotic as the men.

— Robert Webb

Very bad things follow when we kid ourselves that we're naturally rational, rather than the more humbling truth: naturally emotional.

— Robert Webb

I've been called funny. I assume my wife thinks I'm funny. But generally, if you bumped into me and said hello, I…

— Robert Webb

The strength of 'Peep Show' has always been that that it's quite traditional, but it's obviously presented in a very new way.

— Robert Webb

There was a lot of terrible, terrible comedy in the seventies along with 'Fawlty Towers.' It's easy to forget.

— Robert Webb