Like most men, I can't say I am thrilled my hair's falling out, but then, if I really cared, I suppose I… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
A waiter at the hotel kept telling me that Cape Town is just like a European city, but it's not like that… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
Car-essential is a real turn-off to me, so yeah, I just want a friendly holiday resort with a villa and a pool,… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I don't do much to keep in trim - I try to walk places instead of driving whenever I can, but I… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I don't really have that much contact with Americans. I mean, I see the oddest things on the Internet, I suppose. And… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
If I hadn't got into comedy, I wouldn't have met Abbey, my wife, and I wouldn't have my two girls, and the… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
Ambiguity around ambiguity is forgivable in an unpublished poet and expected of an arts student on the pull: for a professional comedian… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
Mum was an amazing parent and my best pal. The tragedy of it, really, was that she died from breast cancer just… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I think of myself as naturally idle. The trouble is, the 'nothing' that I do every day is not really nothing. I… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
We have a family holiday once a year, usually abroad, but that's it. I feel I should have holidays for my family's sake, but… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
He likes 'Confetti,' and he doesn't like 'Star Wars.' I think that just relieves us from the burden of ever having to take Mark… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I am a feminist. I don't especially care for the term, but there it is. — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I'd kill to be 'Doctor Who.' Maybe they could make the Doctor two people? He has got two hearts, after all. — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
“And yes, women do it too – of course they do. The difference is that they haven’t been encouraged since childhood to wear a… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
Where you have 20 people who all share roughly the same educational and life experiences, they're going to come up with the same solutions… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I don't care where you went to school. There - have I made your day? No? All right, I'll go further: I also don't… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
My parents' marriage was already shaky when I came along. They split up when I was five, and I didn't see Dad all that… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
It was quite an honour when 'New Woman' magazine voted me 88th sexiest man in the world. I think I was one in front… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I had a friend at college who took being poor very personally. He started showering in the sports centre next door and said he… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
