I read that John Hughes script for 'Mr. Mom,' and I thought, 'This guy is a funny writer.' I went: 'You ought… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
If you get a good comedy once a year, man, that's pretty good. I may be pickier than some, but still, there… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I was a really involved dad - not because I'm such a wonderful person. I like being a dad. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I was an altar boy, which I loved and am very proud of. It was strict, but also really nice. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
People, when they talk or write about comedy, they don't really get it. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I come from a background where you don't really talk about yourself much. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
To make extra money, my parents would sell eggs and chickens. I was very little. I remember a chicken's head being chopped… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
There's this thin line between knowing something is going to be really hard and saying, 'Yeah, you know, but I still gotta… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
There're only a few photographers I've ever felt really comfortable with. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I really believed that Batman had the potential to be one of the coolest guys in cinema. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I reached a point where I didn't think I was that great. I'm not being humble. I was looking at things and… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I was never a huge 007 fan, but I sure liked Sean Connery. I'm sure Pierce Brosnan is good and has his… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I really like to hear actors talk about acting, but I don't really like hearing myself talk. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I think one reason I really like women and like working with women is because of my sisters. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
Leaving a lot of movie sets, I've gone home and said, 'How come my hands are clean?' I should finish something and… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I took my play very seriously, and I got way, way lost in my play world. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
Work hard. Don’t quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I read that John Hughes script for 'Mr. Mom,' and I thought, 'This guy is a funny writer.' I went: 'You ought to stick… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
Yeah, I had to change my name because there were two other actors registered at Equity with that name. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
There comes a point in your life when you realize how quickly time goes by, and how quickly it has gone. Then it really… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
There are times when I consciously give the character something physical - a walk, the way he sits, how he talks, or his lack… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I'm envious of writers and musicians. I think it must be so difficult. Not just the frustration, but the discipline. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
Westerns were always my favorite things when I was little. And it always bothered me when cowboys were too clean in movies, or when… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
If you get a good comedy once a year, man, that's pretty good. I may be pickier than some, but still, there aren't that… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
