People, when they talk or write about comedy, they don't really get it. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
Sometimes I don't feel like an actor. Sometimes I speak about it like it was another job, and then I go, 'Wait… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I come from a background where you don't really talk about yourself much. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I get kinda self-conscious. I don't want to know about my eyebrows. I'm born with them. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I hope this doesn't sound pretentious, but I very often like the way Europeans make movies. I think sometimes that don't they… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
People always make these generalized statements about Hollywood, and there's all kinds of people in Hollywood. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I really like to hear actors talk about acting, but I don't really like hearing myself talk. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I had a real strong fantasy life as a kid. But then you grow up and think about real jobs. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I took my play very seriously, and I got way, way lost in my play world. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
Work hard. Don’t quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I read that John Hughes script for 'Mr. Mom,' and I thought, 'This guy is a funny writer.' I went: 'You ought to stick… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
Yeah, I had to change my name because there were two other actors registered at Equity with that name. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
There comes a point in your life when you realize how quickly time goes by, and how quickly it has gone. Then it really… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
There are times when I consciously give the character something physical - a walk, the way he sits, how he talks, or his lack… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I'm envious of writers and musicians. I think it must be so difficult. Not just the frustration, but the discipline. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
Westerns were always my favorite things when I was little. And it always bothered me when cowboys were too clean in movies, or when… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
If you get a good comedy once a year, man, that's pretty good. I may be pickier than some, but still, there aren't that… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
