Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Simon says jump...Simon didn't say land, you all lose.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Game Sarcastic Witty
“When you jump, all you're going to do is fall. But leaping? Leaping is when you think there's something on the other side.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“If you take Simon's choices away, he follows your path, your beliefs. He learns nothing and may very well miss his calling. People are… — Davidson King Copy Share Image
“I hope he dies out there," you say, and you laugh-sputter at the statement because it is a terrible thing to have said aloud… — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
“Jump "Don't you get it?" he said. "The ones who are afraid of heights don't trust themselves enough to jump.” — Lang Leav Copy Share Image
“...I know that if you ask me to jump I will say how high. So I will stay away from you and hope that… — Lolah Lace Copy Share Image
“Yeah. That boy over there. He’s my friend.' My gaze followed his pointing finger toward a little boy wearing a stuffed steering wheel attached… — Megan Hart Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
