Clever facebook status Quote by Toni Watson

It’s funny. I don’t like onions but I like onion rings. What’s up with that?

— Jared Leto

I think sometimes that people are like onions. On the outside smooth and whole and simple but inside ring upon ring, complex and deep.

— Karen Cushman

“Now I knew how women felt when they thought they were going to get a diamond ring and ended up with an onion ring”

— Jordan Castillo Price

Take care to chop the onion fine.

— Laura Esquivel

Cuts onion. Onion cries.

— Nikhil Saluja

That awesome moment when you find an onion ring at the bottom of your fries!

— Anonymous

I’m trying to think of the last time I had onions.

— Karl Lagerfeld

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.

— Mitch Hedberg

“When one peels back an onion, all they have done is reveal a smaller onion.”

— Elizabeth James

I love onions. I cook with them all the time.

— Liam Cunningham

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

— Will Rogers

Onion sauce! Onion Sauce!

— Kenneth Grahame