Humor Quote by Liane Moriarty

“I didn’t ask for your help,” I muttered, too exhausted to properly argue. “So fuck you.” An alarm bell went off in my head…

— Natasha McNeely

“Keep driving," I said. "Oh, really? I usually pull over and drape myself seductively over the hood of my car when I'm getting tailed…

— Rae Mariz

“I sat in the driver's seat and looked over at her again. The pale light of the night softened the lines of her face,…

— Rebecca Donovan

“Thanks.” She immediately wanted to bash her head into the dashboard. Stupid, stupid, stupid. She was so stupid.”

— Chanda Hahn

“People will see you with me,” I spat out, thumping the steering wheel in frustration. “Mmm, yeah,” she said, her voice far away.”

— Jane Harvey-Berrick

“Is this what you drive?” she asks, turning those wide eyes up to me. “Yes,” I say, but then I add with a smirk,…

— M. Leighton

“she gasped at the smashed-in front of her new car, illuminated by the truck’s headlights. “Oh no! My car!”

— Marie Force

“I-I have to go," she began, then bit her lip as she realized she was stuttering again-a habit she seemed to have developed in…

— Nora Roberts

“You drive like a maniac,” I said through clenched teeth. “That’s not the only thing I do like a maniac, Brooke.” His hand moved…

— J.C. Reed

“You’re driving me crazy.” His ragged words were barely louder than a whisper but wicked hot against her neck. And he didn’t sound cocky…

— Amy Andrews

“What had she done wrong? How had she been spotted? She'd been so careful, sneaking here, hiding there. Only twice had she spoken to…

— Gena Showalter

“She thinks I am easily distracted when I drive. There were a few fender benders, but she doesn’t actually realize I was playing bumper…

— Leigh Ann Lunsford