Car Quote by Mitch Hedberg

In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't. 3. When…

— P. J. O'Rourke

If somebody honks a horn in Cleveland, they're saying 'Hi.' It's so rare to be honked at in anger. When we have merging traffic,…

— Mary Doria Russell

“It’s important to understand that in the Third World most driving is done with the horn, or “Egyptian Brake Pedal,” as it is known.…

— P.J. O'Rourke

Unwanted honking not only irritates others, but may also end up causing accidents. Drivers lose cool and it may result in road rage.

— Rahul Dravid

I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again.

— George Jones

I am a gifted absent-minded person who honks the horn at speed breakers / speed bumps.

— Mohit Sharma

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

— Anonymous

From a societal aspect, when you are impatient behind a driverless car and there's no one to listen to your beeping horn, what are…

— Karl Iagnemma

Car horns were invented to warn other drivers of your presence, not to express displeasure or greetings.

— Ann Widdecombe

A careful driver is one who honks their horn when going through a red light

— Toni Watson

Ima Change My Car Honk To Make It Sound Like A Gun Shooting , Cause If Those Slow Ass Drivers , Slow Down Infront…

— Zayra Smileyface

When I drive if you beep your horn 1 second after the light changes green I will shut off my car, lay on the…

— Anonymous