Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and…

— Mitch Hedberg

It's embarrassing to me to blow my own horn all the time.

— Ken Wahl

In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't. 3. When…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

— Will Rogers

You never toot your own horn.

— Zakk Wylde

It never hurts to toot your own horn once in a while.

— Ken Blanchard

If you don't toot your own horn, someone else will use it as a spittoon.

— Ken Blanchard

Blow your life through your horn.

— Arturo Sandoval

If you can do something and not blow your own horn, it sure sounds a lot better.

— Don Meyer

“It’s important to understand that in the Third World most driving is done with the horn, or “Egyptian Brake Pedal,” as it is known.…

— P.J. O'Rourke

I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again.

— George Jones

If somebody honks a horn in Cleveland, they're saying 'Hi.' It's so rare to be honked at in anger. When we have merging traffic,…

— Mary Doria Russell