Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Time
I changed my car horn sound to gun shots, people move out of the way much faster now. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again. — George Jones Copy Share Image
When I drive if you beep your horn 1 second after the light changes green I will shut off my car, lay on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am a gifted absent-minded person who honks the horn at speed breakers / speed bumps. — Mohit Sharma Copy Share Image
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For a long time, I dressed like an idiot. In college, I had a fully shaved head with just two horns. Like, a coxcomb… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Ima Change My Car Honk To Make It Sound Like A Gun Shooting , Cause If Those Slow Ass Drivers , Slow Down Infront Of Me . Ima Honk & Then They'll Go Fast Thinking Someones Trying To Kill Them (; -Smileyface — Zayra Smileyface Copy Share
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
