Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I think car horns should sound like gun shots…I bet you'll move then.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Driving Funny
I changed my car horn sound to gun shots, people move out of the way much faster now. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Never let the horns and woodwinds out of your sight; if you can hear them at all, they are too loud. — Richard Strauss Copy Share Image
Ima Change My Car Honk To Make It Sound Like A Gun Shooting , Cause If Those Slow Ass Drivers , Slow Down Infront Of Me . Ima Honk & Then They'll Go Fast Thinking Someones Trying To Kill Them (; -Smileyface — Zayra Smileyface Copy Share
I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Car horns were invented to warn other drivers of your presence, not to express displeasure or greetings. — Ann Widdecombe Copy Share Image
I put quite a bit of study into the horn, that's true. In fact, the neighbors threatened to ask my mother to move once,… — Charlie Parker Copy Share Image
If you can do something and not blow your own horn, it sure sounds a lot better. — Don Meyer Copy Share Image
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The walls will surely topple to the sound of many horns. As a lone voice in the distance can become a mighty storm. — Carol Davey Copy Share Image
I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
