Kurt Braunohler

For a long time, I would go out of my way to have a personal appearance on the verge of an insane…

— Kurt Braunohler

It is true that I do not wear shoes as the host of 'Bunk.' I want 'Bunk' to feel like there's a…

— Kurt Braunohler

I never understood using Kickstarter for commercial purposes. If you want to raise money for commercial purposes, I think you should give…

— Kurt Braunohler

I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great…

— Kurt Braunohler

Every day I do one or two podcasts that 92 percent of people never will hear. I'm constantly producing, constantly making jokes…

— Kurt Braunohler

I think we get stuck in routines so easily that when an absurd moment in life seems to be there for no…

— Kurt Braunohler

Other than Caroline's in New York, I pretty much haven't done clubs. That was primarily because I always liked the people and…

— Kurt Braunohler

In my new IFC comedy game show, 'Bunk,' we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the…

— Kurt Braunohler

I want to continually find ways to bring my ideas off the stage and into the real world, into the streets. I…

— Kurt Braunohler

The feeling of being an outsider was a big part of my childhood. I think that helps comedians. That feeling of being…

— Kurt Braunohler

For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there's a ton of places in the city still like that! Get…

— Kurt Braunohler

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

— Kurt Braunohler

There's this secret Korean taco/cupcake truck I go to. To find it, you have to bring a hard-boiled egg to this deli…

— Kurt Braunohler

The entire New York comedy scene has moved to L.A. - it's bled the New York comedy scene dry.

— Kurt Braunohler

I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.

— Kurt Braunohler

I think having a daughter is just terrifying. Women in the world get the short end of the stick all the time…

— Kurt Braunohler

I go on Wikipedia and alter pages of animals with fake facts that I've made up about those animals.

— Kurt Braunohler

My parents got divorced when I was 2, so I have this weird thing where I have 8 brothers and sisters, but…

— Kurt Braunohler

People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.

— Kurt Braunohler

For a long time, I dressed like an idiot. In college, I had a fully shaved head with just two horns. Like,…

— Kurt Braunohler

The rules of game shows limit stuff so much. I remember on 'Money From Strangers,' being in the van - not even…

— Kurt Braunohler

If you're waiting for inspiration, you'll wait until you're dead.

— Kurt Braunohler

I pushed against doing a podcast for so long. I'm a very late comer to the podcast game. But you're responsibility as…

— Kurt Braunohler

So much of existence is so boring. To have little moments of stupidity is always welcome.

— Kurt Braunohler

Eric Bryant and Ethan Berlin, the creators of 'Bunk,' asked me to come get involved in very early process when they wanted…

— Kurt Braunohler