Absurd Quote by Kurt Braunohler

For a long time, I would go out of my way to have a personal appearance on the verge of an insane person, because…

— Kurt Braunohler

It is true that I do not wear shoes as the host of 'Bunk.' I want 'Bunk' to feel like there's a slight possibility…

— Kurt Braunohler

I never understood using Kickstarter for commercial purposes. If you want to raise money for commercial purposes, I think you should give someone a…

— Kurt Braunohler

I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about…

— Kurt Braunohler

Every day I do one or two podcasts that 92 percent of people never will hear. I'm constantly producing, constantly making jokes for Twitter.…

— Kurt Braunohler

Other than Caroline's in New York, I pretty much haven't done clubs. That was primarily because I always liked the people and audiences at…

— Kurt Braunohler

In my new IFC comedy game show, 'Bunk,' we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the time it…

— Kurt Braunohler

I want to continually find ways to bring my ideas off the stage and into the real world, into the streets. I think I…

— Kurt Braunohler

The feeling of being an outsider was a big part of my childhood. I think that helps comedians. That feeling of being an outsider.…

— Kurt Braunohler

For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there's a ton of places in the city still like that! Get on the…

— Kurt Braunohler

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

— Kurt Braunohler

There's this secret Korean taco/cupcake truck I go to. To find it, you have to bring a hard-boiled egg to this deli in Bushwick…

— Kurt Braunohler