Beer Quote by Jerry Lawler

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

— Jerry Lawler

“Who says I’m drinking? (Morgan) I guess the bottle drank itself. (Jake)”

— Kinley MacGregor

I was even more of a fan of Jake The Snake than I was of my dad when I was a kid, and that's…

— Randy Orton

“Voodoo Beer?” “In honor of Loa and Boa for chasing away death.” “That was a big snake, wasn’t it?”“It was a seriously large snake.…

— kresley cole

A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head.

— Austin O'Malley

“Randy stared into the glass he held in his hand, gazing into its cobra eyes. A double shot of thirty-year-old single malt whisky. You…

— Ted Magnuson

“I was no stranger to bar fights. You'd think they'd be rare in a place like the University, but liquor is the great leveler.…

— Patrick Rothfuss

Patrick Verona: What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?

— 10 Things I Hate About You

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

— Daniel Dumile

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

— Sid Vicious

“Beer is man's drink. Water is God's drink. Wine is everyone's drink. Whiskey is the Devil's soup.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

Wine is a cunning wrestler.

— Plautus