The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up! — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good,… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
